starllex:

when your mom is yelling at you to do more chores while you’re doing chores and you’re there like 

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1nd2rd3st:

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

“Yes, but you might catch something from me” that’ll get him to use a condom haha

voguememoirs:

gang0fwolves:

" you should come to Florida "

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preach.



someactorkid:

ellendegeneres:

In 10 or 11 years when she gets the joke, she’s gonna love this photo.

How long do you think it takes a child to learn how to read




quotemadness:

More quotes HERE


zodiacmind:

Fun facts about your sign here

kushandwizdom:

Everything Love